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The ultimate table utensil. A spoon, fork and knife all in one. For the fat and lazy php programmer who is not willing to leave his desk to eat. It is the next evolutionary step to the knoon. Founded by blah who is smarterer than CaPs_

See also spnork.
The spknork is mightier than the knoon!
spknork by [blah] May 14, 2005
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spknifefork 

One of those spoon / fork / knives that are used to eat grapefruit.

All in one utensil suitable for any dining experience. Features serrated edges, a split center, and a spoonlike shape.

Pronounced "spa-knife-a-fork".
"I'd love to enjoy this tasty grapefruit, but I can't seem to find my handy spknifefork."
spknifefork by Peetin February 1, 2010

Spuniforus

Something that is cute and random. Something out of the ordinary
That emoji combo is so spuniforus.
Spuniforus by Tinky binky February 8, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008