When you're fucking your girl from behind, say you're gunna cum on her back... instead, spit on her back, and when she turns around, let it go all up in her face...
When you drop your funky spunk into the other person's mouth, pull your cack out and smack em across the face with it causing the gunk to fly out with force.
I dropped my load down Sally's mouth and smacked her for the spitting dragon effect.
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.