Spitten mitten

The spitten mitten is the ingenious idea of making a life like blow up doll of your best friend and making millions off of your friends perfect image

Did you see the hottest new blow up doll? Oh, you mean the spitten mitten!!!

by Quickthetank November 18, 2014

smitten mittens

Smitten Mittens, When you have to keep your hands in your pockets to keep them off the girl you're with. Especially helpful in the company of parental units and members of the clergy. Not very effective, considering your hands aren't safe in your pockets, see Pocket Pool.

She was so fine, when her Dad came home I had to put on my smitten mittens on to cover my intent, but I ended up all jorma taccone.

by MauiBoi August 31, 2012