Spit jockey
Spit jockey by Deadxroses May 30, 2016
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Spitjockey
Somebody who fiends and craves sucking cum out of a partners ass or pussy, spitting it into their mouths, back into their mouth, and rubbing it all over themselves, before shoving the spit cum mouth smoothie up their own ass or pussy!
“Oh fuck bro I was with Stephanie last night and she turned me into a spitjockey. She made me suck the cum out of her pussy, spit it into her mouth, and then she spit it into my asshole! Never thought I’d like butt stuff, but it was fucking sensational!”
Spitjockey by Zippelcherio December 31, 2024
Related Words
Spit jockey • shit jockey • spit • spit game • Spit Shine • spit fuck • spit or swallow? • spit shined • spit-it • spit back
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