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spirograph 

When toilet paper is soiled, put into the bowl of the toilet, then when the toilet is flushed, the paper rises with floating on the water and rotates from the Coriolis effect and the soil (poop) decorates one's bottom.
"Here I sit all brokenhearted, came to poop and became SPIROGRAPH decorated"
spirograph by B-29 guy November 30, 2017

spirograph 

A stencil object usually used in recreational activies involving young children, ages 4 to 89. Mostly used with a pen or pencil. A piece of paper would be handy, as well.
"The spirograph is cool, fo' shizzle mah nizzle."
spirograph by Jon November 16, 2003

Spirograph 

(Verb)/(noun) The act or action of standing upright and urinating whilst spinning in a circle
Hey babe! Come look at this Spirograph I made!
Spirograph by Screwbabies April 21, 2020

sloppy spirograph

a sexual act named for a popular children's toy which creates random designs. the act is performed while having sex with a woman of petite proportions, also known as a "spinner", who is currently menstruating. the man spins her around thereby creating colorful designs on his bedsheets with her menstrual fluid.
These sheets are filthy! Did you make a sloppy spirograph on them or what?

human spirograph 

(n.) A person with a lot of stitching.
Allow me to introduce my friend, the human spirograph. 65 inches of stitching, call him razors.

shitographer 

A person who takes a picture of there shit and emails it to someone.
You are one hell of a shitographer, dont ever send me any photos of your shit again or i will do my own shitogrophy and you wont be happy.
shitographer by tbagmartin March 23, 2010
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