Spirit Keeping

The act of keeping spirits and ghosts in your house. Often used among wiccan and pagan people, or those interested in the paranormal universe. Often done with an invocation or chant, you summon a spirit to guide you in your life. There are several shops online that summon spirits for you and bind them to vessels to keep around.

That man over there is into spirit keeping, he talks to ghosts in his house.

Spirit Keeping by Navalon August 11, 2010

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Spirit Keeping

When you buy supposedly "spirit haunted" items on eBay, often draining your funds with no paranormal results whatsoever. Constant denial of logic and eBay's terms of service and what these guys thrive on, and have led to many massive scam rings across the internet and psuedo-pagan communities of "spirit keepers". They often brainwash themselves into getting results from haunted items and post novel-like experiences about it online.

I'm going to register on many forums and make up stories about spirit keeping!

Spirit Keeping by ThatBeastlyKid April 11, 2011

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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