when a guy is getting head he pullz out and nutz in his hand then fliks it at the grils face while doing the spider man sign
she wouldent swallow so i SPIDERMAN that hoe
by wizeguy September 12, 2007
when a man and a woman are having sex and then the man pulls out and ejaculates into his hand. then he makes the spiderman hand and flings his cum into the face of the woman. next he kicks her in the shin and wile she holds her face, she now hobbles around on her one leg and sounds like a pirate.
by joe2524 April 20, 2008
the act of positioning your hand to look like spiderman when he is shooting his webs, you will then proceed to finger your partner in the bum and vagina with the two fingers sticking out and using the thumb to stimulate the clitoris.
by CaptainPresents March 17, 2016
Noun: On a particularly jacked or muscular person, the veins on their arms stick out considerably, resembling the arms of the Spiderman costume.
by SpidermanArms April 13, 2009
When your receiving a blow job from your missus or a random, just as you blow dont let her know and BAM!! splat her in the face while yelling "GO WEB GO"
by Matty/Spanky April 18, 2007
When you place a females underwear over you head and wank yourself off, usually with used underwear: the smellier the better.
Named so becuase one resembles spiderman with both eyes looking out through the leg holes.
Named so becuase one resembles spiderman with both eyes looking out through the leg holes.
Bob: I had a spiderman wank with your underwear last night, it fucking stank!
Sally: That's not my underwear, I'm helping old Mrs. Clegg with her laundry, she is 95 you know.
Bob: Ah well, I wondered why they smelled of fish AND cheese, but enjoyed it nonetheless.
Sally: I want a divorce.
Sally: That's not my underwear, I'm helping old Mrs. Clegg with her laundry, she is 95 you know.
Bob: Ah well, I wondered why they smelled of fish AND cheese, but enjoyed it nonetheless.
Sally: I want a divorce.
by Simjimbimalim August 4, 2006
The most disapointing movie of all time. Fans all over the world were uber anticipated for this highly exciting sequel featuring the biggest big dog of all time in Venom, also starring the sandman, and the introduction of the symbiote. Unfortunately, when fans saw the film, they were heartbroken from the utter terribleness of this film. Even the Spiderman 3 action figures were upsetting (they were only 4 inches tall compared to Spiderman 2's action figures which were 6 inches tall). If not for the free refills on large soda, man would have requested his 2 hours back.
SAM RAMI HOW COULD YOU!!!@
SAM RAMI HOW COULD YOU!!!@
It could be worse, we could be watching Spiderman 3!
Guy 1: Was she cute?
Guy 2: Dude she was at Spiderman 3 level
Friend 1: Oh man I should not have slept with that girl last night..
Friend 2: Oh man I should not have watched Spiderman 3 last night
"IM SO ANGRY AT SAM RAMI AND SONY FILMS RIGHT NOW" - Venom
Guy 1: Was she cute?
Guy 2: Dude she was at Spiderman 3 level
Friend 1: Oh man I should not have slept with that girl last night..
Friend 2: Oh man I should not have watched Spiderman 3 last night
"IM SO ANGRY AT SAM RAMI AND SONY FILMS RIGHT NOW" - Venom
by Ken Glin February 7, 2008