When you make love to a girl from behind, pull out, blow your load in your hand when she turns around to see what’s going on you throw it in her face and yell Spider-Man

Houdini into the Spider-Man can be used it that any time in the beginning of your relationship.

Houdini into the Spider-Man by Houdini into the Spider-Man July 20, 2024

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Covered in Spiders, Man

AUGGGGHH! This completely original superhero is overrun with spiders! Action figure is 3.75 inches tall.

Spiders, Man figure may vary. Limit one per customer (if you buy more than one your order will be canceled).

Obvious Plant: Covered in Spiders, Man Is action figure spiders all over it

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Covered in Spiders, Man by Your bob September 1, 2022

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Spiderman in the multiversus

The act of having your twin brother shoot his load into your hand and then throwing the load into a chick's face.

Dude did you here that the twins were banging that chick from the bar last night, they pulled the spiderman in the multiversus on her.

Spiderman in the multiversus by Drfrost May 31, 2022

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Spider-maning it

When your girl uses your penis in a way to simulate the way spider-man swings building to building.

Tony: "Yea dude we were having a great time until she started Spider-Maning it."
Sam: "Damn dude, I hope that heals up well."

Spider-maning it by Gaybuttsex April 5, 2025

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