Spider Penis 

(n.) - The smallest imaginable unit of measurement.

ex. - "You need to move that just a spider penis to the right"

Spider Penis by Dean_o December 28, 2011

penis slider 

a penis slider is when u have a really long dick and it happens to SLIDE back, and go up you ass cheeks. to remove, u just grab, yank, and then shake it off. then, now this should be just common sense, u need to go the bathroom RIGHT away, and wipe ur ass. if u dont, you can get an infection that can cause you to grow a cum infested mass inside u. that is exactly what happened to lil nas x.

also it might be worth the risk if u want to get laid. lots of girls, HOT GIRLS, find this INSANNNNNLY attractive.

guy: wtf! somethings in my ass.... oh just a penis slider.
*walks to the bathroom*

guy: *starts wiping*
*girl walks in*
guy: omg this is so embarrasing!
girl: stop what ur doing and come with me. we're gonna have some fun *wink
guy: HELLLLL YASSS

penis slider by Jmurr227 October 15, 2021

Spiderpenis 

The term describes a state in which the penis becomes severely swollen and red after being bitten by a spider. It is usually accompanied by an uncomfortable itching sensation that, when taken care of, only worsens one's situation. Remedies are unknown, good luck.

Guy 1: What the hell! I think I have spiderpenis...
Guy 2: Woah, stay away from me! I dont want to catch it.
Guy 1: Its not contagious you dillhole. A spider bit my dick.

Spiderpenis by Down wit tha O.S.P. July 26, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008