So A Spider Has 8 Legs, So If You Are Getting Spider Fucked,
Check A Few Things,
1.) Are There 2 Dicks In Your Vagina?
2.) Are There 2 Dicks In Your Ass?
3.) Are there 2 Dicks In Your Mouth? ..... Add
4.) Are there 2 Dicks In Your Hands?
If You Answered Yes To All Of These Questions, Then You Have Been Spider Fucked!!
Check A Few Things,
1.) Are There 2 Dicks In Your Vagina?
2.) Are There 2 Dicks In Your Ass?
3.) Are there 2 Dicks In Your Mouth? ..... Add
4.) Are there 2 Dicks In Your Hands?
If You Answered Yes To All Of These Questions, Then You Have Been Spider Fucked!!
Ryan: "I Skulled Fucked Your Mom Last Night!"
Matt: " Yeah Well I Spider Fucked Your Mom Last Night!"
Matt: " Yeah Well I Spider Fucked Your Mom Last Night!"
by Heather Marie 916 June 18, 2008
A viscious standing fuck from a light weight woman who can alternately grasp with her legs or push off from your pelvis while clutching your neck.
by Kroenig September 21, 2009
A Group of 8 naked blacks guys surrounding a member of the female sex. Since their dicks are long enough to pose as spider legs they each take turns engaging in sexual activity with said female (who acts as the spiders body). She may use her mouth, anus, vagina, ears, elbows, feet, etc to preform this act to experience total body erotica.
by Nickem February 26, 2014
this is an alterative or modification of the missionary position say if your girlfriend or wife think that you are boring in the bed.. and that the missionary position is to common or in other words ain't shit. what you do is rest her on her back take both of her legs and put your arms under her thighs, lift her legs up to the point where your both of your hands meet, lock your hands together an do the (JACKHAMMER DRIVE)this alows for better penetration and faster strokes..
by R8D-X March 22, 2003
To piss or fuck around doing absolutly nothing. Going to a place and staring at your mates with a blank look. A call to arms or time of action needed.
Guys we are not here to fuck spiders!
by Sponge69 May 27, 2011
by Mad Mikki Bongo July 25, 2014