Spider Cunt

A vagina that has not been entered in ages, therefore it has cobwebs in and around it.

Have you heard from that girl from the gym? Oh, that old spider cunt? No. She ain't had dick in a hot minute.

by wonderpony February 08, 2009

cunting spider

Any spider, regardless of species, large enough to cause distress.

Look at that fucking cunting spider over there . Go get me a shoe.

by MrBooze November 17, 2016