Spider Cunt Share definition Flag A vagina that has not been entered in ages, therefore it has cobwebs in and around it. Have you heard from that girl from the gym? Oh, that old spider cunt? No. She ain't had dick in a hot minute. Spider Cunt by wonderpony February 8, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Spider Cunt mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch