Spicy Tom

A blow job or cunnilingus in which the recipient's genitalia is covered in Tapatio hot sauce and, if available, fresh japalenos. After the recipient cums, the blower spits the concoction into a bowl. Both proceed to eat it with Bearitos All-Natural Tortilla Chips.

Wow Melonie, that Spicy Tom sure did hit the spot!

That Bar Mitzvah would have really sucked without the Spicy Tom.

This Spicy Tom is making my eyes water!

Spicy Tom by The Double Fister March 31, 2009

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Spicy tomato

A sexually attractive person

Have you seen Janice in accounting? She's a real spicy tomato.

Spicy tomato by Not Mr. Anderson October 14, 2016

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Spicy Tomato Soup

When you eat a takis, or anything spicy, then go down on a girl when shes on her period.

I really enjoyed my spicy tomato soup last night.

Spicy Tomato Soup by Wise Gent June 8, 2019

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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