A classic Cornell beverage, consisting of a double shot of spiced rum and Sprite. Variations include the "Frisky Cougar" which replaces Sprite with Fresca and the "Power Cougar" which uses pineapple juice over Sprite.
Any drink can be made a "Coug" as long as the base liquor is rum and the primary adjective uses the first letter of the mixer used in the drink. See above for examples.
Cougs must be made with spiced rum, NEVER clear rum.
"It's a good thing I had about 10 spicy cougars pregame otherwise I never would have scored them digits"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).