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sperm dragon 

A women who is giving oral sex and works up a sneeze at the same time the male is cumming causing her to blow jizz out her nose
Jessica is now a sperm dragon , she was out with brad and he told me she had cum coming out her nose and almost bit his balls off
sperm dragon by envyit September 5, 2018
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Sperm Dragon 

When you're deepthroating someone and you have to sneeze, then they hold your head down to prolong their orgasm causing you to shoot sperm out of your nose like a dragon.
So I was giving Tyler a blowjob and he was a bitch and made me give him a sperm dragon
Sperm Dragon by Indec1sive November 13, 2019

Sperm Dragon 

When you bend a chick over and engage in intercourse so hard that when the man finishes the cum shoots out her nose….expert level move
You seen Amanda with the fat ass. I’m gonna turn that trick into a sperm dragon
Sperm Dragon by Askjkjkjklol March 31, 2022

Sperm dragon 

When a bitch sucks so much dick you can not only see, but smell the cum coming from her mouth when she talks.

Spirm Dragon 

You know that really weird looking piece of pocket lint with rabies? Yup. It's a Spirm Dragon
Wow dude I think my pocket lint just bit me!

Now you have a Spirm Dragon infestation. You should get that checked out.
Spirm Dragon by The Googlist June 16, 2009
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