Speed Tapping 

The physical stimulation of repeatedly tapping the anus (aka sphincter) with one or more fingers in a rhythmic beat. Done for the sensation of pleasure, relief of stress, or out of shear boredom on a hot summer day.

1. Speed tapping helps me unwind after a long day.

2. Patient: “Doc, I’ve got a giant lump on my sphincter. What should I do?”
Doctor: “Son, you’re going to need to lay off the speed tapping for a few weeks.”

3. "I did a little speed tapping on the ol' snare drum (anus) last night."

Speed Tapping by CaptainObvious69 June 12, 2018

speed trapping 

The art of perfectly timing a fart, right as a person passes behind you, so you fart on the said person, leaving the aroma on them as if they had farted.

Be careful of that guy over there. He has been speed trapping people all morning.

speed trapping by NINJAJAHOVA July 11, 2017

forced speedfapping 

when you are in the act of masturbation and you hear your family coming home

i had to write this shit forced speedfapping

forced speedfapping by DoesThisCount May 12, 2017

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016