The physical stimulation of repeatedly tapping the anus (aka sphincter) with one or more fingers in a rhythmic beat. Done for the sensation of pleasure, relief of stress, or out of shear boredom on a hot summer day.
1. Speed tapping helps me unwind after a long day.
2. Patient: “Doc, I’ve got a giant lump on my sphincter. What should I do?”
Doctor: “Son, you’re going to need to lay off the speed tapping for a few weeks.”
3. "I did a little speed tapping on the ol' snare drum (anus) last night."
2. Patient: “Doc, I’ve got a giant lump on my sphincter. What should I do?”
Doctor: “Son, you’re going to need to lay off the speed tapping for a few weeks.”
3. "I did a little speed tapping on the ol' snare drum (anus) last night."
by CaptainObvious69 June 12, 2018
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