Speckle Monkey 

An immature person, usually a grown adult, who tends to focus on the little things that make absolutely no difference and waste their life lost in trying to figure them out.

Sid: Hey man, what's going on?
Goob: I'm trying to figure this out!
Sid: Figure what out?
Goob: Where the water keeps going.
Sid: Down the drain buddy.
Goob: Yeah but, then where?
Sid: Who cares you speckle monkey.

Speckle Monkey by tdmiller February 28, 2013

monkey spackle 

An all purpose naturopathic ointment and cure for everything; Another word for man spackle

Have to land in Vegas to get bubble gum slapped on the door. Al's monkey spackle did not hold it closed.

monkey spackle by lymric March 20, 2008

Monkey Spackle 

An all purpose naturopathic ointment and cure for everything; Another word for man spackle.

"Have to land in Vegas to get bubble gum slapped on the door. Al's monkey spackle did not hold it closed."

Monkey Spackle by lymric March 21, 2008