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special
(whoever says this has gotta be rather secure with themselves...)
I feel speckle today
speckle by Morbid Knight September 24, 2005
A very idiotic and 'special' person who has the intelligence of a potato.
Dan: 'Oh sorry I'm late, I had to go pick up my son from kindy and had to bring him home.'

James: 'That's it? I thought that would be a quick job?'

Dan: 'But then after I brought him home I remembered I don't have a son. It probably explains why there was multiple cop cars on my driveway. So, I had to clean up this mess.'

James: '... Well you're a speckle aren't you?'
I am so speckle 😌
Speckle by Keekofreako December 6, 2022

Speckle Monkey 

An immature person, usually a grown adult, who tends to focus on the little things that make absolutely no difference and waste their life lost in trying to figure them out.
Sid: Hey man, what's going on?
Goob: I'm trying to figure this out!
Sid: Figure what out?
Goob: Where the water keeps going.
Sid: Down the drain buddy.
Goob: Yeah but, then where?
Sid: Who cares you speckle monkey.
Speckle Monkey by tdmiller February 28, 2013

speckle dick

This refferes to the way ones dick may look like the morning after fucking a nsty slutty bitch. usually means you have an std.
damn, she knew how to ride that shit but when i took a piss this morning i had that speckle dick working!
speckle dick by fruvous October 24, 2006

speckle way 

speckle way by jeremy January 11, 2004
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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