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speckle 

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the act of pulling one's own pants down in order to fart directly into another's face...thus getting tiny shit particles all over the person's face
Last night I totally speckled Adam while he was sleeping, and he didn't even know. I think it left brown marks on his face.
speckle by Mr Staypufff October 24, 2007
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special
(whoever says this has gotta be rather secure with themselves...)
I feel speckle today
speckle by Morbid Knight September 24, 2005

Speckle 

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A very idiotic and 'special' person who has the intelligence of a potato.
Dan: 'Oh sorry I'm late, I had to go pick up my son from kindy and had to bring him home.'

James: 'That's it? I thought that would be a quick job?'

Dan: 'But then after I brought him home I remembered I don't have a son. It probably explains why there was multiple cop cars on my driveway. So, I had to clean up this mess.'

James: '... Well you're a speckle aren't you?'

Speckle 

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I am so speckle 😌
Speckle by Keekofreako December 6, 2022

Speckle Monkey 

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An immature person, usually a grown adult, who tends to focus on the little things that make absolutely no difference and waste their life lost in trying to figure them out.
Sid: Hey man, what's going on?
Goob: I'm trying to figure this out!
Sid: Figure what out?
Goob: Where the water keeps going.
Sid: Down the drain buddy.
Goob: Yeah but, then where?
Sid: Who cares you speckle monkey.
Speckle Monkey by tdmiller February 28, 2013

speckle dick

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This refferes to the way ones dick may look like the morning after fucking a nsty slutty bitch. usually means you have an std.
damn, she knew how to ride that shit but when i took a piss this morning i had that speckle dick working!
speckle dick by fruvous October 24, 2006

speckle way 

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speckle way by jeremy January 11, 2004
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