2 definitions by Your Neighbour, Jeff Jeffson

Needamdaomcmack

To defecate on top of a dead, rotting donkey.

'Hey, what's Tom doing by that dead donkey?'
'Ew, he's needamdaomcmacking on that donkey'
'Kinky.'

by Your Neighbour, Jeff Jeffson January 17, 2020

Speckle

A very idiotic and 'special' person who has the intelligence of a potato.

Dan: 'Oh sorry I'm late, I had to go pick up my son from kindy and had to bring him home.'

James: 'That's it? I thought that would be a quick job?'

Dan: 'But then after I brought him home I remembered I don't have a son. It probably explains why there was multiple cop cars on my driveway. So, I had to clean up this mess.'

James: '... Well you're a speckle aren't you?'

by Your Neighbour, Jeff Jeffson January 17, 2020