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Spear the Starfish 

To Spear the Starfish, Starfish Spear someone, or Starfish Spearing is the act of inserting one's tongue in the starfish or anus of a partner, best done as a surprise when they are not expecting it. Beyond rimming and beyond merely starfish kissing, but actually inserting the tongue. Works best when you first relax the sphincter, perhaps by digital manipulation, so that it gapes, then pulling the ass cheeks apart as far as possible, allowing the entire tongue to slide in and out. For the partner with the tongue, if squeamish, give prior repeated enemas, porn movie style, until the liquid runs clear.

Not to be confused with a Starfish, which is a lifeless sex partner that just lays there like a starfish, or the opposite, the extremely active slut who takes five dicks simultaneously, like a 5-armed starfish, one each in the ass, vagina, mouth and one in each hand jerking off those two guys.
She never expected it, as I was flogging her on the spanking bench, her but cheeks spread wide, when I leaned in and deep to Spear the Starfish.
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026