one who is so horny and depraved they will have sex with anything and everything they can find at the peak of their sexual lust. Though popular
opinion would suggest being a spasmanian devil is a male behavior, studies have shown females to qualify as well. One
study placed a male subject alone in a furnished house with hidden cameras. He was given porn and other types of erotic stimuli. The urge to have sex became totally overpowering. In the mayhem that followed he had sex with two couch pillows, three socks, a medium size cantaloupe, a vase, a cherry
pie, a parka, and a paper towel cylinder before finally finishing off in the hole of a subwoofer. A
female subject was placed in the same test conditions. She got so worked up she had sex with three carrots, a cucumber, an over-ripe banana, a
television remote, a Coca-Cola classic bottle, the left handlebar from a 1962 Harley Panhead, and a rolling pin before climaxing with a Prell Guava Shampoo bottle (the concave design with ribbed
grip to prevent dropping in the shower.)
Nobody would allow
Harold to have more than two drinks at a
party. They all remembered the previous summer when, at the Dorfman's pool
party he got so drunk and horny he turned into a spasmanian devil and tried to fuck a life jacket, a inflatable water wing, the pool vacuum, Fred Dorfman and Shermie the cocker spaniel.
