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Spasatism 

A disease resulting in one having spazs as well as hyper activity
Friend1:bro why is joe just running
Friend2: because he has spasatism
Spasatism by Anonymous Awhole August 18, 2022
somebody who is completely stupid and can't read or write properly.
Samii is a spastis, she cant even spell her own name!
spastis by Zini October 18, 2003

spastimacated 

When your absolutely steamboated and you have the erge to hug a tree
I feel absolutely spastimacated after them shots
spastimacated by Sharqeisha January 27, 2018

separatism 

An act that separates groups of people for the better of the whole.
The nation engaged separatism as an answer to the increasing racism. Racist blacks lived in their own state, racists whites in theirs, racist orientals in in theirs, and so on. Finally, the politically correct bastards in government realized that EVERYONE is racist to different degrees, and is fucking tired of all of this stupid "cracker" this and "nigger" that - shit. After the separatism act was ordered, everyone was happy, living around the people they preferred, and people stopped hating one another because the interracial relations were no longer FORCED...
separatism by Brigitseyes June 9, 2007

spastisism 

A term used to define those that undertake spastic challenges eg pash odessy
Dude, don't bother - she's suffering from a hard case of spastisism!
spastisism by DaRKoN_ December 18, 2004

sparatisize 

to place objects/ ideas in random disposition
My room is filled with sparatisized clothes.

my thoughts are just sparatisized right now.
sparatisize by Nick Navarro March 29, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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