Spargle

Shit that Jared says

"I spargle"

by Capt.Chewy January 18, 2024

Spargle

some caffeine boosted drink bugs bunny took

Bugs Bunny: have you guys seen any spargle that still have Spargle™ in them, Im going out of Spargle and i need some Spargle™, you know what i mean?
Daffy duck: what is wrong with you

by QuickiesOats November 13, 2025

sparklefluff

Confusion created by using a made up word in your domain name.
For example: SparkleFluff

Net Usr 1: I couldn't find that domain you told me about, what was the name?
Net User2: Too much sparklefluff, I guess. The name was Barkenator.com

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky May 4, 2016

Texas Sparkle

When an unhygienic stripper queefs and a puff of sparkles, mixed with semen from a previous sexual partner, splats on the floor while she is performing oral sex on a patron. The sparkle effect is due to toxic "sparkle" buildup due to the excessive use of body glitter or "Vagazzling".

Dude 1: "Wow... looks like a cat ate a Christmas ornament and puked on the carpet."

Dude 2: "Nah, Johnny got a blowjob a few minutes ago and the stripper left him a Texas Sparkle."

by KillerChimp November 4, 2011

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparklemotion.

A reference indicating that the person being doubted is lacking in the mock politeness required to convince someone that the person really cares about attending to events, duties or rituals that no-one should ever be asked to perform.

From a quote from the movie Donnie Darko. Sparklemotion is a set of six year old girls doing a Solid Gold dancers act.

You're not going to the Berkeley protest for organic leeks? Somehow I doubt your commitment to Sparklemotion!

by Will Sargent January 24, 2005

robin sparkles

the canadian pop sensation who sadly, has retired and is working at metronews 1 in NYC

man robin sparkles is HOTT!

by sparkles51996 April 19, 2009

sparklepoofies

Slang name for the arylcyclohexylamine (PCP and ketamine family) drug methoxetamine, a research chemical introduced to the grey market around 2010. First produced in the UK, it is now illegal in that country and several others, but remains legal in much of the world. Other slang names for it include mket and MXE.

I did so much sparklepoofies last night, I went deep into an M-hole!

by Murple September 3, 2012