Spano Time

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A complete fucking disregard for clocks, schedules, reservations, and anyone dumb enough to wait. Someone operating on Spano Time could be 45 minutes late to their own funeral because they stopped for a sandwich, took a shit, and somehow “lost track of time.” Hunger always takes priority, and “I’m five minutes away” generally means they haven’t put their fucking shoes on yet.

We told him dinner was at 7, so naturally he rolled in at 8:15 carrying takeout he bought on the way to the dinner. Classic Spano Time.

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