spankoffski

The last name a StarKid fan (me and many others) would go crazy over because UH Ted and Peter Spankoffski obviously. (Please I love Joey Ritcher)
“Ted Spankoffski is me.”
“You mean Peter right???? RIGHT?”
“Bro I’m not a NERDY PRUDE LMAOOO
by bboleyngirl November 27, 2023
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Spankoffski

The last name of two brothers from Starkid, in Hatchetfield. They are from some musicals.

They are doomed every universe. Ted Spankoffski’s story happens in Time Bastard, where a demon yellow goat called T’noy Karaxis makes Ted trapped in time and makes him homeless. As Peter Spankoffski’s story is in Abstinence Camp, as he is in camp idontwannabang with Steph and Grace. Peter and Steph fall in love, but the axe man doesn’t like it. The counselors are dead, Grace kills axe man, just chaos, watch it for yourself.

The brothers are both introduced in The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals.

The Spankoffski’s will kick your head.

But Peter has been waiting for what feels like 5 fucking years and he still has not received his goddamn hot chocolate. He has very, low blood sugar.

Actually, in summary, everything in Hatchetfield is chaos.

This is Hatchetfield! People go missing…everyday.
“Hey, you know Ted Spankoffski from the musical The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals?”
“Yeah! Isn’t he the sleazeball? Peter Spankoffski was in it too!”
“Whoa! Really?”
by starcanwrecked March 14, 2024
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