Spanka

A term used for a wanka or toss pot. A monkey spanka!

oh my gawd, did ya see the way that guy was dancin, wot a SPANKA!

by Carramel August 3, 2006

spanka dank

Spanka dank is something your creepy uncle will call you on your 13th birthday and keep calling you that for the rest of your life.

Hey, what's up spanka dank, want to go fishing later or catch a movie at 7.00pm?

by Casper Shier February 5, 2017

Pulled a Shanka

To finish an American bachelor’s program in 2 years instead of 4

David is such an overachiever, he pulled a Shanka! He graduated at 19 years old from college.

by CollegeUSA May 16, 2019

Skankasaurus rex

A nickname for the biggest whore one knows. Just like Tyrannosaurus rex means "King of the terrible lizards", Skankasaurus rex means "Queen of the skanky-ass sluts".

Guy 1: Dude, I think I can get an easy fuck from Tanya at the party...
Guy 2: Man, for your own good, stay away from her infested ass! She's such a Skankasaurus rex!

by Uberfart January 26, 2007

Skankadelic

A crazy schizophrenic female who paints her face with bright colors, uses her lipstick to super enlarge her lips, puts green glitter eye shadow on one eye and blue glitter on the other, has one false eyelash falling off, the other is in her pocket, sports a sequined top small enough to fit a toddler, tears her fishnet hose, stumbles around on fuck me pumps three sizes too small, twirls around in catholic school girl skirt so short you can see her pussy and the whole back of her butt, clenches a cigarette between her rotting front teeth while attempting to straighten the falling ratty hot pink wig she put on backwards. She usually carries some sort of meth pipe, and wine in can, steals cigarette butts from your ashtray, smells like dirty panties, old sweat and stale perfume. She falls down a lot and falls suddenly asleep alot.

Are you really leaving with that skankadelic?

by Dragonlady58 December 4, 2020

Skanka Lee

Girls whose names are similar to Skanka and have a middle name Lee. Usually have mannish faces that contain various forms of acne vulgaris, have zero self respect and in the workplace have a zero work ethic. They will starve themselves and become skankarexic in order to get a guys approval at the same time wearing too much make up.

Dang, she wants an office romance with Kenny the Copy guy, but he has no respect for her because she loafs all day and now he has to help out with her work she didn't do.
The work that has her name on her letters with her middle name on it. That Sarah Lee, I can see why she has the worst luck with men, she looks like one and orders her make up from Avon by the case, that so badly applied she looks like a hooch. What a Skanka Lee.

by FASU March 27, 2011

skankard

Skankard.

A kancerd skank. A very nasty unwashed skank emitting a foul nauseating odor usually from the crotch area. A super skank. Appearance along with body hygiene both lacking severely.

Hey, yo!! That nasty skankard bitch looking like a dog and she's smelling even worse!! Bet you won't eat her out Jason!!

by Sick MikeyG June 27, 2019