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Spank vision 

Jacking off with laptop on stomach, no sight of dick; in some cases, pretending that your dick is the one on the laptop screen.
I'm ready to act like I'm fucking her with my spank vision.
Spank vision by C-hamm April 17, 2014

Spank-o-Vision 

Colloquial for the hotel video-on-demand service, Spectravision, which offers guests a wide variety of adult, and thereby masturbatory, viewing fare.
I can't wait to check into the Marriott Marquis, and unwind with a little honor bar and some Spank-o-Vision.
Spank-o-Vision by Desi Goodness June 18, 2006

spankavision 

rent a porn movies on hotel networks
good business trip, hotel had excellent spankavision
spankavision by mark January 8, 2004
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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