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Spank vision 

Jacking off with laptop on stomach, no sight of dick; in some cases, pretending that your dick is the one on the laptop screen.
I'm ready to act like I'm fucking her with my spank vision.
Spank vision by C-hamm April 17, 2014

Spank-o-Vision 

Colloquial for the hotel video-on-demand service, Spectravision, which offers guests a wide variety of adult, and thereby masturbatory, viewing fare.
I can't wait to check into the Marriott Marquis, and unwind with a little honor bar and some Spank-o-Vision.

spankavision 

rent a porn movies on hotel networks
good business trip, hotel had excellent spankavision
spankavision by mark January 8, 2004

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026