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Spanish Sex 

the act of putting the penis in one's ear
Javier had spanish sex last night and got earwax on his dick
Spanish Sex by sueraz August 4, 2016

Spanish sex dream

When you're blissfully dreaming of a sexual serenade in Spanish and you find yourself stimulated by your boyfriend's punctual penis. Your erotic foreign fantasy becomes midnight magnetism.
mmm, my Spanish sex dream became a spicy seduction of the situation.

Spanish sex dream

When you're blissfully dreaming of a sexual serenade in Spanish and you find yourself stimulated by your boyfriend's punctual penis. Your erotic foreign fantasy becomes midnight magnetism.
mmm, my Spanish sex dream became a spicy seduction of the situation.

sexy spanish 

Not your average high school Spanish teacher mostly because she is very beautiful with a nice smile. to describe her she is the kind of teacher with a hot face and a extraordinary eye catching ass with decently good tits.Usually this pacific teacher has a boyfriend or husband that typically has a tiny penis and could easily get her walls wrecked by any average high school boy Of coarse every little horny boy will do everything they can to pound the shit out of this teacher
student 1: so how was sexy spanish?
student 2: it was great!! i didn't learn much about Spanish because i was to focused on my teacher
sexy spanish by hitthisjuul June 4, 2018
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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