Spam Javelin

Another term for a mans penis, veiny bang stick, purple headed womb broom etc.

"Wow", said Enid "Barry's got a huge spam javlin"

by Link December 8, 2004

Spam Javelin

Slang term for cock, penis, fleshy ram rod, meaty mass, schlong

"Take your spam javelin and pound my juicy cunt"
"Don't point your spam javelin at me unless you intend to use it"

by Dazza July 7, 2004

Spam Javelin

Male genitalia/cock

"You f***ing spam javelin!"

by Darren November 26, 2001

Spam Javelin

See wordcorned beef rocket/word.

by Al October 13, 2003

Spam Javelin

Another name for your penis.

That bird I got off with last night was disease ridden. I woke up the next morning with a growth on my Spam Javelin.

by MattyTwatty May 18, 2006

Spam-Javelin

When somebody defecates in their hands whilst standing up in the shower and then throws it into the toilet.

I had an urge to take a dump in the shower and decided instead of a good old fashioned wafflestomp, I'd throw a couple of Spam-Javelin instead

by Duckstab May 6, 2024

buff the spam javelin

to masturbate

The girlfriend is out of town, so I had to buff the spam javelin.

by viaho May 23, 2010