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Spaghetti Head 

Someone who is so oblivious to everything around them. Having no common sense and is just not all there at times.
Annette: I love the snow! Its just so white and beautiful, i wanna just play in it!
Katie: God your such a freakin Spaghetti head.
Spaghetti Head by mastabuttalarm January 13, 2011

spaghetti head 

noun

Guy 1: I got a 64 on my test!
Guy 2: Haha you fucking spaghetti head!

adjective

Guy 1: Haha look at that fucking retard over there!
Guy 2: Fuckin spaghetti head lookin ass.

Spaghetti head 

Some dumbass kid from Tantasqua who gets off at Mrs Joseph looking at Mr.Lucas’ asshole eats rats with cocaine from that crappy crackhouse in Wales and jacks off in the nurses office to the morning announcements
Spaghetti head by UrMom04 October 15, 2019

Spaghetti Head 

When you give someone a blowjob while you're eating spaghetti
"My boyfriend and i ate spaghetti last night"
"Well did you give him Spaghetti Head?"
"What's that?"
"It's when you give someone head while eating spaghetti."
"Oh then yes and he loved it"
Spaghetti Head by OL_Sloth92 March 26, 2021

White Ass Spaghetti Head 

A derogatory term used to call someone (usually a blonde) A white trash blonde. Commonly used by higher class white Americans to show their high class.

White-ass Spaghetti Head 

A derogatory term to say to a white person with blonde hair (usually female, better if male) as an insult. Also used as a joke towards your friend.
Me: dude look at that thot

Imaginary friend: ya she is a white-ass spaghetti head
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