Seminal fluid that one has stored (usually jarred/canned) for use as a lubricant during sexual intercourse at a later time.
Jimmy dipped the bologna pony into the luke-warm jar of spackle jack before thunder fucking Todd's b-hole
by maMFz11 January 15, 2019
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This is the shit that is caked onto different areas of the toilet and won't wash away after some lard ass releases a gas packed diarrhea load!
Every time that fatass uses our restroom, there's shit spackle in there for days
by Ed Bodine March 22, 2004
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aggressively violent diarrhea
The day old Chili Caused such a stomach ache I spent the whole night blowing spackle all over the toilet.
by marble_player December 4, 2010
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when a guy wipes his ass back to front, smearing shit on the back of his scrotum
Dude, I took a solid beef shit and when I wiped I totally sack spackled myself.
by Guts February 16, 2007
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1. Codespeak between guys meaning to masturbate excessively... Also 2. To come so hard while masturbating and after looking down and not seeing any results realize that is what is dripping on your forhead because it landed on the ceiling.
2 dudes conversing in the presence of females...
Dude1: Man you missed an awesome party the other night, where were you?
Dude2: Uh, I stayed home man I had to ' spackle the ceiling.'
Dude1: I heard that
by roosterjackson70 February 17, 2017
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The result of when you do a poo and it rockets out of your ass, spackling poo all over the inside of the toilet bowl as if a poo bomb went off.
Dammit, Jeff, why'd you have to go and leave poo spackle all over the inside of my toilet? Now it's all dried to the sides and when I flush, it won't come off. Grab a brush and start scrubbing my toilet bowl clean, you fucker!!!!
by GreatMightyPoo73 June 12, 2011
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male ejaculate that ends up on a partners face, either intentionally or accidentally.
I put enough face spackle on her to sheetrock and wall.
by jimb0ne January 13, 2012
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