The revolutionary theoretical framework proposing that the universe operates not in four dimensions but in five, with the fifth being the dimension of probability. This theory suggests that every possible outcome of every event doesn't just "might happen"—it actually exists as a real coordinate in a hyperdimensional landscape. Your decision to have tea instead of coffee? That's not a choice you made; it's a position you occupy in probability-space. Your parallel self who had coffee is just a few probability-units away, living their caffeinated life, blissfully unaware of your decaf existence. The theory elegantly explains why you always pick the slowest checkout line: you're simply occupying the probability branch where that happens, while a more fortunate version of you is already in the parking lot, smug and satisfied.
Example: "He tried to explain spacetime-probability theory to his girlfriend after she asked why he was late. 'In the dimension where I left on time, I'm already here,' he said. 'But in this dimension, traffic was bad. I'm not late; I'm just occupying a different probability coordinate.' She said she occupied a coordinate where he was sleeping on the couch, and the theory held up remarkably well."
by Abzugal February 14, 2026
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