Space Technology Roads
space technology road (noun, political slang, India, c. 2026): A satirical term used by motorists to mock infrastructure failure and government incompetence. Coined after officials claimed space-age technology was used in construction, despite severe corruption and poorly maintained, pot-holed roads resulting in an average of 480 daily traffic fatalities (approximately one death every three minutes).
Motorcyclist hitting a massive, unexpected muddy puddle:
"Oh, great! Another beautiful patch of space technology roads courtesy of our brilliant government!"
Example 4 (The Mechanic Visit):
Mechanic: "Your car's entire suspension system is completely shattered."
Owner: "Yeah, I've been daily driving through those brand-new space technology roads downtown."
Example 3 (The Travel Review):
Friend: "How was your trip to India?"
Michael: "Eh, space technology roads."
"Oh, great! Another beautiful patch of space technology roads courtesy of our brilliant government!"
Example 4 (The Mechanic Visit):
Mechanic: "Your car's entire suspension system is completely shattered."
Owner: "Yeah, I've been daily driving through those brand-new space technology roads downtown."
Example 3 (The Travel Review):
Friend: "How was your trip to India?"
Michael: "Eh, space technology roads."
Space Technology Roads by Parkinson`s Law September 21, 2026
