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A non-Jewish soy boy. Often seen wearing a scraggly light colored beard, thick framed glasses, and "outdoorsy" type clothing. Frequents Starbucks, Patagonia, and the Apple store. A consumer to his very core and highly valued by merchant types (rubs hands together covetously) as long as he doesn't ask too many questions.
Mr. Goldberg: "Hymie, where is that shipment of Funko Pops you promised to deliver?!"
Hymie: "You mean the Captain Marvel ones with the motorized dildo attachment?"
Mr. Goldberg: "Yes, we open in 30 minutes and the line outside is getting longer!"
Hymie: "Sorry, it won't be arriving, Schlomo was willing to pay more than you, nothing personal, just business"
Mr. Goldberg: "Oy vey! The crowd is getting restless! The soyim know, shut it down!"
Soyim by MelGibsonwithanRPG November 22, 2021
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A word to describe those that adhere to the laws of soy, typically seen as beta males/soyboys.
Just got back my testosterone results, its not looking good.. Doctor said I had the levels of a soyim
Soyim by savvycash March 19, 2021
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Soyim • Soymilk • Soyama • Soliman • solim • Solimar • Soyience • Sayim • soyam • soying
The most intelligent and very beautiful girl in the world. Known to be the best girl that have a successful life and a great future. She scored every piece of test just like eating a cake! Her life is such an amazing inspiration.
syima by FindingTheFuture April 22, 2018
An incredibly bad morning, following what quite possibly could have been the greatest night of your life.
After a night of binge drinking with the boys and a late-night stop at his ex-girls house, Josh woke up feeling like he was crushed by the serial crusher... this is truly a Soimer.
Soimer by JoshStoneMantana March 18, 2009

solimortephobia 

The fear of dying alone.
Not uncommon in mankind. Many will sacrifice anything because they partake in this fear.
Those who do not feel this fear are normally content.
"Allan succumbs to solimortephobia."
"What's that?"
"He fears dying alone."
solimortephobia by Chris Huff February 15, 2006
solimar is a females name. meas SUN and SEA. Solimar is tough, and does about anything she wants to do. shes up for anything, and will take chances. big personality and very enthusiastic. shes a fast learner and like to be dared to do anything. very pretty skin, usually with wavy burnet hair. and chocolate eyes. and very straight forward.
OMiGod, look at solimar, she's....so....beautiful.
Solimar by tapperonthgo June 17, 2011
A guy that can finger two bitches at once anywhere at any time. He's smart, sexy, and trusted by alot and please any hoe in the bed. He never cheats on his gf, and is loyal to the ones he loves and cares about. He also loves Oreos
I want my boyfriend to fuck me as good as Soliman can
Soliman by Jkkadlbaldnxndncj September 4, 2015
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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