A non-Jewish soy boy. Often seen wearing a scraggly light colored beard, thick framed glasses, and "outdoorsy" type clothing. Frequents Starbucks, Patagonia, and the Apple store. A consumer to his very core and highly valued by merchant types (rubs hands together covetously) as long as he doesn't ask too many questions.
Mr. Goldberg: "Hymie, where is that shipment of Funko Pops you promised to deliver?!"
Hymie: "You mean the Captain Marvel ones with the motorized dildo attachment?"
Mr. Goldberg: "Yes, we open in 30 minutes and the line outside is getting longer!"
Hymie: "Sorry, it won't be arriving, Schlomo was willing to pay more than you, nothing personal, just business"
Mr. Goldberg: "Oy vey! The crowd is getting restless! The soyim know, shut it down!"
Hymie: "You mean the Captain Marvel ones with the motorized dildo attachment?"
Mr. Goldberg: "Yes, we open in 30 minutes and the line outside is getting longer!"
Hymie: "Sorry, it won't be arriving, Schlomo was willing to pay more than you, nothing personal, just business"
Mr. Goldberg: "Oy vey! The crowd is getting restless! The soyim know, shut it down!"
by MelGibsonwithanRPG November 22, 2021
Just got back my testosterone results, its not looking good.. Doctor said I had the levels of a soyim
by savvycash March 19, 2021