Soy Couple

A partnership typically consisting of a dominant social justice warrior female and a Soyboy. These couple are usually educated at a liberal university, make decent money, and refer to themselves as parents of furry children (dogs and cats). The female will, on occasion, engage in trysts with another males to obtain the sexual satisfaction she is unable to achieve with her soy partner, whereas her Soyboy partner will engage in the occasional rendezvous with other semi-gay males.

Soy couples can be found hanging out at Trader Joe's, coffee shops, dog parks, the decks of multi-story apartment buildings, pretentious bars, and virtue-signalling protest rallies.

They like to believe they are more socially enlightened than most, yet secretly harbor institutionalized racist ideas.

This soy couple came up to my office at the zoo and demanded we take down the gorilla statue because it was racist. When I asked them how could a statue of a gorilla be racist, they attempted to educate me on how black people can look like gorillas, then threw their soy lattes all over me, and promptly left in their Prius.
I was like, wtf just happened!?

Soy Couple by SimonX July 4, 2020