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You either stumbled across this word by seeing my previous post, sowbag, or you took a look at our family tree and realized there was a serious demand for a new definition. Of course Sowhound was founded by the same gentlemen who created sowbag. Ha how mature. Is a Sowhound a noun? Adjective? Verb? This is where people tend to go wrong. Being a Sowhound is a lifestyle. There are endless opportunities and paths you can venture on to become a Sowhound . Do you really think bourgeois wakes up everyday and cheers “yay I’m a Sowhound. No. This is a two step process. First you have to become a sowbag, and then the top 1% of them evolve into the hound. It involves countless hours, years of drinking and sudden urges to chug Tito’s throughout the day. Thank you for coming to my TED talk
“It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s a Sowhound... oh wait it’s just Bourgeois”
Sowhound by Pricey1097 February 1, 2021

Sowhority (sister) 

A play on the words placing the word "whore" in the word sorority. So-whore-ity. Considered very offensive to say to sorority members.

1. Term for the general practices of a low class sorority house.
2. Term for any member of a sorority house.
3. Term for a sorority house
1. "They're a sowhority, fucking everyone is part of the hazing."
2. "She's a sowhority sister."
3. "With all the sluts in there, it's a sowhority house, not a sorority house."
Sowhority (sister) by Hillary December 27, 2004

Sowhority (sister) 

the real term that was replced by whores with sorority so as to pretend they are not whores, it is a group of girls wearing greek letters on their shirts that have the same hobbie "sucking numerous cocks"
she is in the delta delta delta sowhority, the biggest one on campus!
Sowhority (sister) by tyler March 9, 2005

Sowhoops 

When you are unsure whether to say sorry or whoops you mix the words together to say both at the same time. Sorry + Whoops= Sowhoops.
When you run into some you can say "Sowhoops".

Sowhoreitty Sister 

A sorority sister that has sex with anyone on campus without regard to her reputation
While at the campus bar I met a Sowhoreitty Sister that fucked my two friends and I.

sowhority girl 

a sluty, sometimes in the closet nymph that loves to run in a pack...and is identified in the wild with a larger than normal bag on her sholders displaying greek letters. but don't be fooled, they come in many different species...for example, chi omega, alpha Xi delta, and Alpha omicron pi to name a few...

Real women of genius

Today we solute you, Mrs.Typical sorority girl, With your side ponytails and crooked poof that you can't seem to get straight and your pointed toed shoes...the ones that you got a size big too for added pointiness. As you half sip those bottled waters and are "always" on your way to work out, but somehow end up at the tanner instead...remember God broke the mold when he made you!. Everyone knows you sweat when you tan... But you don't care, cause you know that as you throw away that empty pack of cigs that you only smoke when you drink in the trash, your different form the other girls. You don't need Ugg boots, besides they were two seasons go anyway. With your head held high and that sparkle in your eye, you are every guy's dream and every girl's envy. With the new aderol diet you are thinner and more productive than ever! So when that frat boy tells you he's been looking for someone like you all night...don't feel ashamed that you can't hold your liquor.Cause he couldn't possibly think you're are whore. And right before he takes you up to his room for a night of sloppy sex, bong an ice cold bud light...flip cup is ok too!
MATT:hey man, you going to date party with a chi homega?

BEN: yeah!...i love those sowhority girls