Popularized by Russian comic Yakov Smirnoff - degenerated into internet cliche.
If, in America, x does y to z, in Soviet Russia, z does y to x.
If, in America, x does y to z, in Soviet Russia, z does y to x.
by inkdrinker July 1, 2004
A drink that is the same as a White Russian except the cream or milk is substituted with Coors Light, or if you are a badass, Coors Original-The Banquet.
by Mulllet August 22, 2009
An act of drinking 6 double shots of russian vodka, in quick succession. hence why it is called 'soviet suicide' gaurenteed to get you wankered and make you feel a tad ill in the morning. by a tad ill i mean emptying your guts into the nearest toilet bowl provided you get there. for the true soviet exprience however finish the bottle off and blow your brains out with a revolver in the style of a shamed soviet general.
by Marcus Antonio January 19, 2010
by Carynne No. January 19, 2007
Main Entry: Soviet Rage
Pronunciation: \ˈsō-vē-ˌet ˈrāj\
Function: Noun
A rare form of unconsciousness where the victim often blacks out, either from stress or anger; often this symptom is accompanied by uncontrolled, furious bouts of violence whilst the victim is unaware of his actions. Often the subject wakes up after these bouts to find himself completely unaware of the destruction and chaos that he has caused. Although the name suggests that this sickness pertains to Communist leaders in Russia, many other party members across the world often suffer from this disease, as it is inherent in the genetic makeup of many communist politicians.
Pronunciation: \ˈsō-vē-ˌet ˈrāj\
Function: Noun
A rare form of unconsciousness where the victim often blacks out, either from stress or anger; often this symptom is accompanied by uncontrolled, furious bouts of violence whilst the victim is unaware of his actions. Often the subject wakes up after these bouts to find himself completely unaware of the destruction and chaos that he has caused. Although the name suggests that this sickness pertains to Communist leaders in Russia, many other party members across the world often suffer from this disease, as it is inherent in the genetic makeup of many communist politicians.
Josef Stalin suffered from severe bouts of Soviet rage; After his tirade following the betrayal by Nazi Germany, he awoke to find himself surrounded by smoke, death, and destruction - when the chaos settled, 60 million people were killed, Europe was ravaged by war and many more suffered from Stalin's Soviet Rage.
Mao Zedong forced millions on the march during the Great Leap Forward - Although he gained supernatural strength from his bouts of Soviet Rage, many others who could not keep up were killed in the arduous journey.
Pol Pot suffered from so much Soviet Rage, that he committed the Cambodian Massacre - When he woke from his terrible crusade of violence on his deathbed, he killed himself from the guilt.
Sargent Reznov, voiced by Gary Oldman, is a fictional character who exemplifies the terrible effects of Soviet Rage - he is undaunted by thousands of bullet wounds, grenade blasts, explosions and other injuries of the like, and often shows no remorse for German soldiers, who he frequently executes in glee. His constant shouting, dark hatred, and even a lack of sympathy of his own comrades, shows the terrible side effects of Soviet Rage.
Mao Zedong forced millions on the march during the Great Leap Forward - Although he gained supernatural strength from his bouts of Soviet Rage, many others who could not keep up were killed in the arduous journey.
Pol Pot suffered from so much Soviet Rage, that he committed the Cambodian Massacre - When he woke from his terrible crusade of violence on his deathbed, he killed himself from the guilt.
Sargent Reznov, voiced by Gary Oldman, is a fictional character who exemplifies the terrible effects of Soviet Rage - he is undaunted by thousands of bullet wounds, grenade blasts, explosions and other injuries of the like, and often shows no remorse for German soldiers, who he frequently executes in glee. His constant shouting, dark hatred, and even a lack of sympathy of his own comrades, shows the terrible side effects of Soviet Rage.
by Dr.Rage, PhD September 1, 2009
1. When your saluting sergent gets slammed into a door.
2. The act of injuring someone with something on hinges. Ex: Slamming a door into someone, smashing someone's face with a trash-can lid on hinges, etc.
2. The act of injuring someone with something on hinges. Ex: Slamming a door into someone, smashing someone's face with a trash-can lid on hinges, etc.
1.
Guy: I woke up hungover and fucking got Soviet Doorstopped by my garage door.
2.
Guy #1: That prude bitch wouldn't give me head.
Guy #2: Oh that sucks ass, dude.
Guy #1: Then she fucking told me to shut off Zeppelin and drive her home!
Guy #2: Hah, what did you do?
Guy #1: I left Led Zeppelin on, and when I dropped her off at her house, I gave her a swift Soviet Doorstop with my car door.
Guy: I woke up hungover and fucking got Soviet Doorstopped by my garage door.
2.
Guy #1: That prude bitch wouldn't give me head.
Guy #2: Oh that sucks ass, dude.
Guy #1: Then she fucking told me to shut off Zeppelin and drive her home!
Guy #2: Hah, what did you do?
Guy #1: I left Led Zeppelin on, and when I dropped her off at her house, I gave her a swift Soviet Doorstop with my car door.
by Clifford B. April 7, 2005
by dj_gs68 November 14, 2003