Soviet Russia

A beautiful place full of communism. Everything here is backwards

In Russian accent: "in soviet russia, you do not kill communists, COMMUNISTS KILL YOU!"

by Starkasm March 12, 2015

Soviet Russia

A place. It used to be commie.

In Soviet Russia, Kenny kills you!

by Carynne No. January 19, 2007

Soviet Russia

Commonly known as the USSR, it was a communistic country until 1991. Know, it's know for being the main joke that's the opposite of the united states.

Soviet Russia was the reds before the Chinese.

In Soviet Russia urbandictionary add you!

by kingjt13 March 04, 2009

Soviet Russia

The opposite of everything expected, which surprisingly makes sense.

In Soviet Russia, Urban Dictionary's Thumbs Up is down and Thumbs Down is up.

by SirAnonymousIII December 30, 2011

soviet russia

In Soviet Russia, definition adds you!

by dj gs68 August 10, 2003

soviet russia

A place where the opposite of the norm happens. As shown in the example, instead you driving the car...

In Soviet Russia, car drives you!

by IanTheLUEser December 14, 2003

In Soviet Russia

Jokes invented by Yakov Smirnoff, involving the comparisons of things in the United States and the Soviet Union.

"In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drives you!"

"In America, you go to parties. In Soviet Russia, party goes to you!"

"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"

"In America, you define dictionary. In Soviet Russia, dictionary defines you!"

"In America, you shoot gun. In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you!"

by Dave July 14, 2004