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Soutis

A clown with a dick the size of the galaxy. Usually found in Greek kids parties, Soutis is a predator like no other. He fucks everything that lives in a matter of seconds. This higher being has violated people for thousands of years. Some experts claim that he is God himself.
I saw Soutis at my kids' party today. His large dong had my attention for hours.
Soutis fucked the world without leaving a trace. He really is a master of his craft.
by Soutis November 24, 2021
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softistry

Not that I'd know, but apparently, nowadays, they have some good drugs for overcoming softistry.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 28, 2010
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Soulism

Soulism, sometimes Political Soulism and Soulianism, is an off-compass lib-left ideology that believes that the individual should be free to do whatever the individual wants, since it would be on the benefit of other individuals, and for do so humanity would need to reach a high level of being and become highly evolved beings, using of technology and of spirituality to do so. Soulism also believes tha the laws of physics are oppressive, such as biological bodies and mortality are also oppressive and both three should be abolished by using of technology and reaching a high level of being by spirituality and technology. Soulism also believes that massive research on quantum mechanics, extraphysical mechanics, extraphysics, multiverses, spirituality and deistology are going to help humanity to reach a high level of being since it's developed under epistemological pluralism and epistemological anarchism since soulism also believes that positivism, materialism, physicalism and neoatheism are oppressive and should also be abolished and replaced by extraphysicalism and soulist philosophy.
"Soulism is one of those off-compass ideologies that started as a freaking meme and now it's a serious ideology, soulism is so serious ideology that there are even people trying to create soulist parties around the world and even created ideologies based on soulism, such as divinialism, transcendentialism, spiritualicism, quantumism and so many others out there."
by Full Monteirism May 20, 2021
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Still softish

Someone with a really small dick,and isn’t hard yet😔
by Valeriallozanof July 6, 2020
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souties

A englishman with one foot in the UK, one Foot in South Africa, and his cock in the sea.
Stuart: I'm going to the UK with Lilly tomorrow!
Kobus: Julle is foken souties.
by africanbriton September 17, 2014
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Random Souths guy

Random Souths Guy is a spectator who turns up to any sporting event (other than a Rabbitohs game) or other significant event wearing a South Sydney Rabbitohs football jersey.
I just saw a Random Souths Guy sitting in the crowd at the Superbowl.
by Big Kev Toohey April 25, 2019
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Soltis Supreme

When you put a hot dog bun on your partners penis, then put mustard, ketchup, and other condiments on . And then start sucking it off like a hot dog.
Tommy bought wholesale buns for our soltis supreme
by Air Soltis. November 14, 2011
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