Southwest Texas 

A self-proclaimed area in Southwest Houston usually by local street gangs and locals who are so loyal they might as well make their own city in Texas.

Yo homie I stay in Southwest Texas up here down on Fondren Rd.

Southwest Texas by Zero2infinity August 18, 2018

SouthWest Texas State 

The most bad ass school West of the mississippi

Damn, I am not cool enought to go to SWT, I guess my punk ass better go to A&M

SouthWest Texas State by Anonymous April 30, 2003

SouthWest Texas State 

The school you go to if you can't get into a real college, but you have to get out of high school.

Shit, I got a 900 on my SAT's...oh well, at least Texas State will accept me.

SouthWest Texas State by Anonymous August 7, 2003

southwest texas state university 

the name of the university that all the jackwads at Texas State wished they'd graduated from

geez Marjorie, if only my parents could have contributed to Southwest Texas State University I might not be stuck at Texas State

southwest texas state university by SWT Alumni '89 June 2, 2017

Southeast Texas Piñata Surprise 

Sex finishing move. Southeast Texas is hot and sticky. The piñata is your balls and the surprise, well.... When your about to finish have your partner suck on your balls (piñata) and when the time come quickly pop your piñata out of thier mouth and cover them in your man candy.

I gave the girl from Vidor a Southeast Texas Piñata Surprise and she quickly scrambled trying to pick up all my man candy

Southeast Texas Piñata Surprise by eddsned September 9, 2016