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SouthWest Texas State 

The most bad ass school West of the mississippi
Damn, I am not cool enought to go to SWT, I guess my punk ass better go to A&M

SouthWest Texas State 

The school you go to if you can't get into a real college, but you have to get out of high school.
Shit, I got a 900 on my SAT's...oh well, at least Texas State will accept me.

southwest texas state university 

the name of the university that all the jackwads at Texas State wished they'd graduated from
geez Marjorie, if only my parents could have contributed to Southwest Texas State University I might not be stuck at Texas State

Southeast Texas Piñata Surprise 

Sex finishing move. Southeast Texas is hot and sticky. The piñata is your balls and the surprise, well.... When your about to finish have your partner suck on your balls (piñata) and when the time come quickly pop your piñata out of thier mouth and cover them in your man candy.
I gave the girl from Vidor a Southeast Texas Piñata Surprise and she quickly scrambled trying to pick up all my man candy

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026