First you take a dump and put the turd on a stick. Then you put it in the freezer until its nice and frozen, eat, and enjoy.
"Hey I tried making a South Alabama Freeze Pop last night, but it wouldn't freeze all the way."
"You should try leaving it in the freezer for a little longer. It's worth the wait."
"You should try leaving it in the freezer for a little longer. It's worth the wait."
by fruityrudy December 6, 2014
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