The corner hardware store that has everything from soup to nuts has a little bit or more of all that is hardware... nuts, bolts, screws, washers, mouse traps, twine, screw drivers, ratchets and sockets, light switch, fertilizer for the lawn, paint...
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'