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Sorokinlaw

Sorokinlaw is the lawyer you need to call when you get arrested, catch a domestic, a DUI, a drug or gun case, or get injured in a car accident. He is also knows as Mr. Clean SlateThe Record Eraser” because he’s helped so many people get $500 pardons. He drives a benz but prefers his 88 Lincoln Town Car. His clients are not guilty but he himself is often guilty of wearing sunglasses indoors. In his spare time he likes drinking coffee, bourbon, & making memes. If you are Sorokinlaw’s client you might get a free air freshener with his bitmoji on it. Sorokinlaw is who you need to call, txt, or dm if you have a legal problem
I caught a domestic after bm caught me with my sidepiece and her friend so I called Sorokinlaw
by Sorokin Law November 23, 2021
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