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The couple made up of Scorpius Malfoy and Albus Potter. The purest same sex romantic relationship created In modern literature, despite JK Rowling claiming the two boys are heterosexual.
"Did you read Harry Potter and the Cursed Child"
"Yeah, did you notice how gay scorbus was?"
"Of course, everyone with a brain did"
Scorbus by BL--- August 8, 2016
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The most real harry potter ship out there even more real the jily (james x lily )

Dispite jk rowling and the writers of the cursed child they are sooooo gay for each other
The gayestand most real ship in the world is SCORBUS .
Scorbus by GAYLORD 23 December 17, 2017

sorbasexual 

A homosexual who represses their urges, which find an outlet in the form of extreme homophobia. Named after Ryan Sorba, following his bigoted rant against the American Conservative Union for simply allowing a homosexual group to attend the Conservative Political Action Conference.
Did you hear that Lindsey Graham is gay?

Ya, he's a total sorbasexual.
A Persian name meaning a "messenger angel" or "the voice of the heavens". It is generally a male name.

The female equivalent is Fereshteh.
My name is Soroush, the equivalent of what Mercury is to Greek Mythology.
Soroush by PersianCatMeow September 7, 2009
A shortened version of the term 'Serious Business'. When something is said to be of a really serious nature but often with a partically sarcastic and humourous tone put to it. This term was made famous on the web with the photo of a smug grinning man stood in front of a PC moniter with the caption, 'Internet - Serious business' written on it. Many different hybrids have spawned from this over time.
'The internet is serbus'.
'This office is seriously serbus'.
'Hey check out this guy on the internet, he's so serbus'.
'That's proper serbus!!'
'It's time to get serbus!'
Serbus by The2Kguys October 22, 2008
A ship of Scorpius Malfoy and Albus Potter. Best ship in the Potterverse
Scorbus is the best ship in the Potterverse.
Scorbus by Saitama 777 March 19, 2021