Sopris

A woman whose parents are social rejects and know all about zodiac signs.

She also is whiter than a albino sheep and is usually popular.

Aswell as her attracting very ugly men including many incels usually going by the name of Bennett, Benjamin, Ben, etc.

G1: Do you see Sopris over there.
G2: Yeah, and there are a bunch of losers stalking her.
G1: I would never want that type of attention.

by penguin-muncher999 December 13, 2021

Sophistirachet

a woman of highly educated pedigree (academically, socially and otherwise). Fluent in various forms of public etiquette, yet is equally knowledgeable of the latest strip club songs, brilliantly updated on most prime-time rachet cable programs and conversant in the tongue of hoochie mama. She's the kind of woman who can waltz at a ball, but when Juicy J's "Bands A Make Her Dance" begins blaring from the sound system, she'll be the the first one to twerk, but at least keep her shoes on in an attempt to control herself.

Darquisha: Look at Moriah twerk like she don't have a job!
Mersaydeez: Yeah girl, she may be all corporate and sh*t, but she down. She sophistirachet.

by bubblegumbeauregarde April 24, 2013

Sophistaratchet

A sophisticated ratchet. A classy, attractive, well-educated woman who can also recite rap lyrics and make her ass clap. You can spot her at a private table in the most exclusive club in the city. She'll usually be sitting in the booth or standing by the bottles sipping casually... until A$AP: Get Lit comes on. At this point, her bootylicious donk will take over. You'll be staring at her uncontrollably and genuinely wonder if she actually is a stripper. She might dance so dirty that you think you actually have a chance with her. You don't.

If your gay boyfriend is white and has no idea who Lauryn Hill is, but you had to turn Trinidad James down to make sure you heard him correctly, you might be a sophistaratchet.

by sophistaratchet_2 May 13, 2013

suprise birthday dome

the act of giving fellatio to sleeping individual. as they awake, you yell "SUPRISE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!"

"WAIT, it's not meh birthday!"
"i know, suprise!"
"i love suprise birthday dome!"

Did you hear that karp gave a homeless black person suprise birthday dome?

by poopoonajew May 6, 2007

peanut suprise

Getting a peanut halve lodged in your peehole after bangin a dirty lil barfly in her slutty ass without a raincoat.

After weeks of swelling and failure to piss, the doctor had informed me that I was the lucky recipient of a peanut suprise

by CraZy E July 11, 2006

Sunday Suprise

A Sunday Suprise occures when you take a presumed lady out to dinner. The dinner is going well so you decide to slip your hand up her skirt and much to the males suprise the presumed woman is carring a nasty set of hairy balls in her panties.

Gary said, "OMG I was out on a date with Bridgett and I had a fucked up Sunday Suprise to my disliking. I had to slap that Chewbacca looking bitch around!"

by -real March 30, 2009

sophist

A person who, while professing to teach skill in reasoning, concerned himself with ingenuity and specious effectiveness rather than soundness of argument. Later characterized by Plato as superficial manipulators of rhetoric and dialectic.

Jima seems to think that simply winning is more important than being right. It should come as no surprise, then, that his arguments are those of a sophist.

by SquarePegIX December 6, 2007