One who lies about their IQ to try and make a clever point about something they never understood.
I'm someone with an IQ over 30. I don't like football fans because my friends were football fans and when I said I didn't like football they all pointed at me and called me names. Now I just sit at home writing mean things about them on the internet coz I've got no real friends of my own... only Colin the Computer, he's my friend. He's never mean to me. THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S NOT REAL!!!!!!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!