Definitions by Evie

UCSB 

UC Santa Barbara-a collection of students that are drunk more days than not and have mastered the skill of studying buzzed, going to class buzzed and passing midterms buzzed.

Non SB-er: You go to UCSB? Is it true that 12% of the students have STDs?
SB student: I dont know...does it look like I take fucking a poll about that shit?

UCSB by evie February 12, 2005

red raw beef curtains 

Part of the female genitalia called the labia minora. Red pertaining to color and beef because of the fabric they are made of. These curtains come in a variety of drops and widths. Recently is has become fashionable to have curtains trimmed to suit. Curtains redness and style may vary according to amount and quality of sexual activity.

"She has a very nice pair of red raw beef curtains"

"She needs the curtains trimmed"

"My curtains are red raw"

red raw beef curtains by Evie June 2, 2004

Lloyd Banks 

My baby's daddy.

Father of my children.

Lloyd Banks by Evie November 27, 2003

tops 

good; of high quality

1. Man, this cake is tops.

tops by Evie October 15, 2003

johnny depp 

The greatest actor I've ever whitnessed. Too bad half of his fanbase consists of a bunch of horny, pre-pubescent teenagers. He deserves a lot more recognition than he recieves. Thank GOD he strayed from the teen idol path or I'd have hated him. TI's = AHHHH. Go Jonneh!

"We can't stop here! This is bat country!"
-Johnny Depp, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

johnny depp by Evie September 14, 2003

Someone with an IQ over 30 

Not George W. Bush.

Watch the news, bitch.

Someone with an IQ over 30 by Evie September 14, 2003

weezer 

Just look at Dot's definition and example and let Rocker and Matt Bower have a gay relationship together.

Pink Triangle = WOO.

weezer by Evie September 14, 2003