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Soggybread 

Someone who is really cute and or sweet. This is usually used a pet name or nickname for someone as in a way to call them adorable
You soggybread

Soggybread is such a sweetheart
Soggybread by Zillyzelo September 17, 2024

soggy bread 

a big circle jerk (see circle jerk) where many men ejaculate onto a piece of bread and the last one to blow his load has to eat the bread.
Troy lost that game of soggy bread now he has unusally white teeth.

soggy bread challenge

A group of guys stand in a circle around a piece of bread and jerk off onto the bread. The last guy to finish has to eat the bread with the other guys' cum in it.
I just did the soggy bread challenge with my bros.

pathetic soggy bread man 

morpheus from neil gaiman's The Sandman comic and show. take the 2013 tumblr sexyman and the 2022 pathetic little meow meow and mix them together in a blender and this is what you get. soggy bread with a bad haircut. he is pathetic. he gets bitches and loses them instantly. he has the aura and persona of wet soggy bread. his ego is bigger than his entire realm, and it gets crushed as easily as a chickpea. his pride caused him to imprison his girlfriend into the depths of hell for 10,000 years because he was angy that she didn't want to marry him. he should be to turned into butter and spread on a piece of toast. he is a piece of pathetic soggy bread.
omg it's morpheus from the sandman!
ikr he's such a pathetic soggy bread man
pathetic soggy bread man by potaytose November 17, 2022

Soggy Bread 

You know when you're eating a sandwich and the bread is soggy from tomatoes or whatever. That but with feelings.
Uhhhhhh, I fell like soggy bread today.
Soggy Bread by SoggyBreat November 5, 2019

Soggy Bread 

The act of urinating on a woman's yeast infection, then proceeding to provide oral stimulation
Man I really need some mouthwash, I just gave that girl some serious soggy bread
Soggy Bread by Furburgers November 17, 2015
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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