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soggy sao 

Game played by homosexual or confused young men, usually at boarding skool's such as Trinity Grammer or Kings.
3 or more people stand in a circle around a SAO(a square Australian biscuit) and wank. The aim is to not be the last person who deposits their load on the biscuit, as they must eat the sperm soiled 'Soggy Sao'.
"Man those little bitches play 'Soggy Sao', fuck that! How can you eat a sperm covered biscuit?"
soggy sao by Diego August 15, 2003
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soggy sao 

A Australian Navy Custom where men on a ship gather around a table, place SAO in the middle and all ejaculate around it. The last person to ejaculate must eat the sao.
Well this is a long trip anyone up for a game of Soggy Sao?
soggy sao by Tyler D June 22, 2003

soggy sao 

when a groupa guys get together, wank, then cum onto a sao (biscuit) thats layin on the ground, the first guy to stop cumin has to eat the sao then n there...
yea the guys had a soggy sao last nite...josh was shit as
soggy sao by RuM July 26, 2004

soggy sao 

When a bunch of sexually attractive males enter a private room and each are given a Sao cracker. Once received, they all have to ejaculate their cum onto that nice tasty cracker and the last lad to finish last has to eat each of the other players cummy crackers. The loser also has their head shaved in shame and has to wear an adult nappy AND cum in it as punishment.
Damn, Alex, you were the last one to ejaculate them cums. You have to now each the soggy sao
soggy sao by redhoodedgangi March 1, 2018

soggy saos 

when guys sit in a circle masturbating with a sao (biscuit) in the middle. All the guys cum on the sao and the last guy to cum on the sao has to eat it
last nyt the guys played soggy saos
soggy saos by asian seductress September 26, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026