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Softside 

An individual whom is acting like a bitch, or baby or has to constantly wuss out of situations. Similar in nature to a moody, or grumpy asshole mood, but also can take many forms.
"Yo bro where were you last night?"
"Yo I was tired. I bailed"
"Softside"

"Yo can I have one of your beers?"
"Nah"
"Softside"

"You bro can I grab a ride with you guys?"
"Nah man get your own ride you bum"
"Softside"
Softside by Jackotobacco January 21, 2019
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mexican softside 

A garbage bag (typically 30 gallons or more and black in color) used to transport clothing.
Kicked out of his house by his girlfriend before he could get his luggage out of the attic, Ryan was forced to haul out his clothes in Mexican softsides.
mexican softside by dendu March 27, 2015

soft side 

A word often describing somebody who is being stubborn, pouting or just a flat out pussy. This slang term originated in Georgetown Ontario and is used by all of the Waste Yutes in town.
Bryson: I wish we didn't have to go to the club, I'm so tired and its so cold out
Carson: wow Soft side

Mitch: Want to invite Bryson out tonight?
Joey: No, he's always Soft Side
soft side by Diabeticyute January 16, 2019

Soft side of the broom 

The idea of management treating it's employees badly, and then treating them slightly less bad to induce a false sense of caring. Similar to Stockholm syndrome. If you were struck with a broom handle every day simply because you existed, the day your captor switched to the soft side of the broom would leave you feeling much better despite the fact that you were still struck for no reason.
SSgt- Hey airman...I know we're pulling twelves this week, but I'm gonna cut you out half an hour early today as a thanks for all the hard work

A1C- Golly gee, that's so nice of the SSgt
Sra- More like "the soft side of the broom" but I'll take whatever time off I can get...

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026