Softpeach
Softpeach by Jizzydavey February 28, 2010
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softpoochin'
When ones testicles hang down and lay in the asshole crevice. Usually occuring when one is sitting, or laying down.
I was softpoochin' on Troxelswitch Road.
softpoochin' by Joemanjoe January 5, 2008
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softpack
(n. or v.) to tear the filter off of a cigarette and give it to someone; to smoke a cigarette with no filter; a fairly inefficient way to smoke, considering that the tobacco will get lodged in one's teeth, and his or her tongue will burn; to rip someone off. See softpacking , cigarettes , smoking , rip off , white girl mouth , tobacco , no filter
"Hey, did Carson buy the cigarettes for tonight?"
"Yeah, they're in my bag. But I smoked one and as it turns out, he ripped the damn filters off and softpacked us. My mouth is on fire."
"That sucks. Hey, you have something in your teeth."
"What a rip off."
"Yeah, they're in my bag. But I smoked one and as it turns out, he ripped the damn filters off and softpacked us. My mouth is on fire."
"That sucks. Hey, you have something in your teeth."
"What a rip off."
softpack by thisashisonfire December 15, 2014
Softstache
The result of some post-pubescent male allowing the full glory of their first facial hair blossom into a creepy, yet baby-soft mustache. It's vaguely French, curiously gross, and -never- appealing.
There's this kid in my sophomore class who waxes his softstache and brags about how he'll now be able to bag all the babes, but I think he looks like a budding pedo.
Softstache by The Great Bozahn August 30, 2010
softpacking
As opposed to the bikepacker, the softpacker makes as much use as possible of wild swimming opportunities, four poster beds, baths, restaurants (bonus points for Michelin stars) fine ales, finer wines and speciality coffee outlets, with commensurately less kit carried and commensurately fewer hours ridden.
softpacking by tricadam May 5, 2025
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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