Softpeach

an insult which means that the persons face resembles a saggy vagina.

Dan - You're a softpeach!

Mike - yeah well your mums a softpeach

by Jizzydavey February 28, 2010

softpoochin'

When ones testicles hang down and lay in the asshole crevice. Usually occuring when one is sitting, or laying down.

I was softpoochin' on Troxelswitch Road.

by Joemanjoe January 5, 2008

STPeach

The most beatiful twitch streamer to walk this earth. With her magnificent booty, she captures all the simps.

Damn, that booty. You're such a STPeach.

by Bruh JEFF October 20, 2020

softpack

(n. or v.) to tear the filter off of a cigarette and give it to someone; to smoke a cigarette with no filter; a fairly inefficient way to smoke, considering that the tobacco will get lodged in one's teeth, and his or her tongue will burn; to rip someone off. See softpacking , cigarettes , smoking , rip off , white girl mouth , tobacco , no filter

"Hey, did Carson buy the cigarettes for tonight?"
"Yeah, they're in my bag. But I smoked one and as it turns out, he ripped the damn filters off and softpacked us. My mouth is on fire."
"That sucks. Hey, you have something in your teeth."
"What a rip off."

by thisashisonfire December 15, 2014

Softstache

The result of some post-pubescent male allowing the full glory of their first facial hair blossom into a creepy, yet baby-soft mustache. It's vaguely French, curiously gross, and -never- appealing.

There's this kid in my sophomore class who waxes his softstache and brags about how he'll now be able to bag all the babes, but I think he looks like a budding pedo.

by The Great Bozahn August 30, 2010

softpacking

As opposed to the bikepacker, the softpacker makes as much use as possible of wild swimming opportunities, four poster beds, baths, restaurants (bonus points for Michelin stars) fine ales, finer wines and speciality coffee outlets, with commensurately less kit carried and commensurately fewer hours ridden.

Softpacking: the choice of the older, wiser, richer and more arthritic bikepacker

by tricadam May 5, 2025